May212013

evilnerdproductions:

walk into the club like I would like to purchase an alcohol please

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11PM

hetaliagirl104:

oflittlenote:

hetaliagirl104:

This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.

Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. 

Thanks.

Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just a horrible book series overall.

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11PM

sheeppap:

tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN

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ITS LIKE

ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew

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11PM
casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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11PM

doctorangel:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no

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11PM

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

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11PM

death-by-lulz:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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11PM

simplymykayla:

sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site

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carlsagansbitch:

ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25

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11PM
mcbridewashere:

devisamarama:

hussiejuststahp:

vbhsfdjavgd:

Why is this so cool?

..Are those little staples? WHY WOULD YOU STAPLE BREAD TO THE WALL.



If I hit my post limit for this….

mcbridewashere:

devisamarama:

hussiejuststahp:

vbhsfdjavgd:

Why is this so cool?

..Are those little staples? WHY WOULD YOU STAPLE BREAD TO THE WALL.

If I hit my post limit for this….

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11PM
pre-fame:

aleua:

Goal in 2013 x

■ □ get some Modern in your life □ ■

pre-fame:

aleua:

Goal in 2013 x

■ □ get some Modern in your life □ ■

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